You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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