Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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