I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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