Got a toothbrush?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize