PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm way too hungover for life right now
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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