I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.