I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP