Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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