Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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