hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I will pee on everything he values.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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