spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
His nipple licking is glorious
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