why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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