Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I have already put on my inside pants.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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