All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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