Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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