I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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