Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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