How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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