U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way