john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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