My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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