that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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