great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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