Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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