so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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