My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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