I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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