She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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