How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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