were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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