what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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