what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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