Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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