I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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