i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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