Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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