I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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