Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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