You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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