How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.