We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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