Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Randomize
