I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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