I just gift wrapped bread.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
