The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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