I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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