fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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