so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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