Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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