***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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