I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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