I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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